{"product_id":"just-tryna-crack","title":"JUST TRYNA CRACK","description":"\u003ch2\u003eAbout This Design\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA vintage-engraving nutcracker in a red tunic, black shako, and white wig reclines in a boudoir-portrait pose: head propped on one fist, bedroom eyes, smug grin, a single walnut held up for whoever is looking. Above it, in faded Christmas red and green: JUST TRYNA CRACK. The walnut finishes the sentence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhy You'll Love This Shirt\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFrom across the room it reads as tasteful vintage nutcracker art, the kind that comes on a cookie tin. Up close, your boss reads it twice and does not bring it up. It is a Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight tee, so it comes back every December.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhite elephant, dirty santa, and the office gift exchange that technically has rules about this. Also for the person who makes the joke at family dinner that the room pretends not to hear. Now they can just wear it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePremium Quality Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed heavyweight tee\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun cotton that gets softer with every wash\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed unisex fit, runs true to size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in multiple colors, sizes S-3XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted with high-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) printing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Beige","offer_id":50647447633985,"sku":"18988293943849929971","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Beige","offer_id":50647447830593,"sku":"43561965027271805443","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Beige","offer_id":50647448027201,"sku":"20361224317865670355","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Beige","offer_id":50647448223809,"sku":"64958677240379190890","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Beige","offer_id":50647448420417,"sku":"18436734518198311498","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Beige","offer_id":50647448584257,"sku":"27086182718717869973","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":50647447470145,"sku":"31106790241905615067","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":50647447666753,"sku":"25409860642950694501","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":50647447863361,"sku":"13436116161173700177","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":50647448059969,"sku":"34831624405029466199","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":50647448256577,"sku":"25343081040415757328","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":50647448617025,"sku":"78450619281915571866","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Yellow","offer_id":50647447502913,"sku":"12918891809202333247","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Yellow","offer_id":50647447699521,"sku":"33249394294743506521","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Yellow","offer_id":50647447896129,"sku":"65968589808424848458","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Yellow","offer_id":50647448092737,"sku":"20549547571647698392","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Yellow","offer_id":50647448289345,"sku":"25489322255851700892","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Yellow","offer_id":50647448518721,"sku":"28950085440047682586","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Green","offer_id":50647447535681,"sku":"21286743301860811317","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Green","offer_id":50647447732289,"sku":"12145150007241492180","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Green","offer_id":50647447928897,"sku":"26201841312863947098","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Green","offer_id":50647448125505,"sku":"33207164947094775723","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Green","offer_id":50647448322113,"sku":"32788508720102080477","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Green","offer_id":50647448453185,"sku":"15760145530289856989","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pink","offer_id":50647447568449,"sku":"31511767561455671886","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pink","offer_id":50647447765057,"sku":"10140919881253478346","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pink","offer_id":50647447961665,"sku":"24396279668289189301","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pink","offer_id":50647448158273,"sku":"32222342760595167443","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pink","offer_id":50647448354881,"sku":"16758884325611587411","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Pink","offer_id":50647448485953,"sku":"30778950791927186670","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Blue","offer_id":50647447601217,"sku":"19123090384288651416","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Blue","offer_id":50647447797825,"sku":"69336365073486977492","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Blue","offer_id":50647447994433,"sku":"33820795148385067270","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Blue","offer_id":50647448191041,"sku":"15708580805337769071","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Blue","offer_id":50647448387649,"sku":"30874525604766910214","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Blue","offer_id":50647448551489,"sku":"34452109404483124034","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0638\/0794\/6817\/files\/20261011160219-1f1c58d2-3613-6262-9bac-2e2ea56dca44.jpg?v=1791734902","url":"https:\/\/teeheeusco.com\/products\/just-tryna-crack","provider":"TeeHeeUSCo","version":"1.0","type":"link"}