PROFESSIONAL RAWDOGGER

BAD AT SMALL TALK GREAT AT SMALL C*CK

CAPY HOUR

EXPECT A FEW INCHES TONIGHT

PRODUCT OF A TORN CONDOM

SAVE THE TURTLES HIT IT RAW

OFF TO PLAY WITH MY BALLS

GORILLA VS 100 MEN

I LOVE SEEING BIG RACKS

D.T.F DOWN TO FISH

HEAD CLAM INSPECTOR

OFF TO SEE THE DEALER

MY PULLOUT GAME IS MOZZARELLA

REALER THAN YOUR BITCH ASS

EAT A BEAVER SAVE A TREE

SHOW ME YOUR BASS

PREPARE THAT HOLE I'M ON MY WAY

SWEET LAND OF DAY DRINKING

BORN TO SHIT FORCED TO WIPE

FOR THE HOMIES

VOTED BEST FUCK OF THE YEAR