MY P*SSY LOVES A GOOD STRETCH

DON'T BE A DUMMY

BOYARDEEZ TITTIES SWEATY

LICKALOTAPUS DINOSAUR SHIRT

CREAMP*E CONNOISSEUR

P*SSY SO GOOD, SANTA CAME TWICE

WENDEEZ NUTS HIT YOUR LIPS

INKED AND READY TO SQUIRT

MISO H0RNY

EVERYTHING IS A D*LDO

GIMME THAT NUT

DON'T BE A TWATWAFFLE

YOUR HOLE IS MY GOAL

MY SAFE WORD IS HARDER DADDY

I GOT THAT DOG IN ME

WRANGLIN' BIG C0CKS

BACKDOOR SUPERSTAR

PROUD FATHER OF A FEW D*MBASS KIDS

ASK YOUR DAD ABOUT MY THROAT GAME

M*LF MAN I LOVE FEET

LICK FAST I'M DRIPPING EVERYWHERE

FILL MY BUM WITH C*M

THROAT GOAT RETRO MASCOT