BAD AT SMALL TALK GREAT AT SMALL C*CK

LACTOSE INTOLERANT

HEAD CLAM INSPECTOR

MACARONI NOISES

FUDGE TUNNEL

MY MELONS ARE RIPE & JUICY

I MUST BE A CL*T

THERAPY IS NOT ENOUGH

LICK ME TILL ICE CREAM

DEEP F*STING

COWBOY BUTTS DRIVE ME NUTS

LOLLY ALL DAY, GAG ALL NIGHT

LET'S GET THIS BREAD

I LOVE MY SMELLY P*SSY

BLEACH YOUR STINK WRINKLE

JINGLE MY BALLS

BLOW UNTIL IT WORKS

OKIE DOKIE ARTI-CHOKE ME

BURY YOUR WIENER IN MY GRAVEYARD

DICK-DOWN-A-DAY

2 INCHES TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT

DO IT JIGGLE

I'M STILL LEAKING