What blank is this shirt printed on?

Comfort Colors 1717 — a 6.1 oz garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton heavyweight tee with a relaxed unisex fit. Softens with every wash.

What sizes are available?

S, M, L, XL, 2XL, and 3XL. Fit is unisex and runs true to size.

How is the shirt printed?

Direct-to-garment (DTG) printing on Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed cotton for a soft hand-feel and vivid color.

How long does shipping take?

Standard shipping arrives in 5-8 business days for US orders. Production takes 1-3 business days before the order ships.

What is the return policy?

30-day return window. Returns accepted by mail for exchange or refund.

Where do TeeHeeUSCo shirts ship from?

TeeHeeUSCo ships from US-based print facilities.

Is there a bundle discount?

Yes. Any 2 shirts for $50 (shipping $8.99). Any 3 shirts for $75 with free shipping. Mix and match across designs and sizes.

Higher Than Giraffe Pussy Shirt — Funny Stoner Giraffe Tee

Size	Chest	Waist	Hip
S	34–36"	27–29"	35–37"
M	38–40"	31–33"	39–41"
L	42–44"	35–37"	43–45"
XL	46–48"	39–41"	47–49"
2XL	50–52"	43–45"	51–53"
3XL	54–56"	47–49"	55–57"

Size	Chest	Waist	Hip
S	86–91 cm	69–74 cm	89–94 cm
M	97–102 cm	79–84 cm	99–104 cm
L	107–112 cm	89–94 cm	109–114 cm
XL	117–122 cm	99–104 cm	119–124 cm
2XL	127–132 cm	109–114 cm	130–135 cm
3XL	137–142 cm	119–124 cm	140–145 cm

Size	Chest Width	Body Length	Sleeve
S	18"	27"	8"
M	20"	28"	8.5"
L	22"	29"	9"
XL	24"	30"	9.5"
2XL	26"	31"	10"
3XL	28"	32"	10.5"

Size	Chest Width	Body Length	Sleeve
S	46 cm	69 cm	20 cm
M	51 cm	71 cm	22 cm
L	56 cm	74 cm	23 cm
XL	61 cm	76 cm	24 cm
2XL	66 cm	79 cm	25 cm
3XL	71 cm	81 cm	27 cm

Comfort Colors® fits true to size with a relaxed, lived-in feel. If you're between sizes or like a looser fit, go up one. Check the size guide for exact measurements.

Orders ship within 2–3 days. Standard delivery takes 3–5 business days from there. You'll get a tracking number as soon as it's on its way.

Yes — the bundle discount applies to everything in the store. The builder above lets you grab 2 or 3 of this design in different colors and sizes. For different designs, just add each shirt to your cart separately and the bundle pricing applies automatically.

About This Design

Meet our most elevated member of the animal kingdom, complete with that unmistakable glazed expression and retro block lettering that says exactly what you think it says. This design captures that perfect moment when altitude meets attitude, making it one of our most popular funny graphic tees for adults who appreciate humor that reaches new heights. Sometimes the best jokes are the ones hiding in plain sight.

Why You'll Love This Shirt

Nothing breaks the ice quite like a shirt that makes people do a double-take, then quietly chuckle once they get it. Whether you're gifting it to that friend who thinks they've seen everything or adding it to your own collection of best funny t-shirts, this one delivers laughs without trying too hard. Plus, it's printed on our signature Comfort Colors heavyweight cotton, so it feels as good as the reactions it gets.

Perfect For

Ideal for casual hangouts, music festivals, or anywhere you want to test people's sense of humor without saying a word. Makes an excellent gift for friends who appreciate wordplay, cannabis culture, or just really tall animals. Perfect for anyone who enjoys being the person others remember from the party.

Premium Quality Details

Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed heavyweight tee
100% ring-spun cotton that gets softer with every wash
Relaxed unisex fit, runs true to size
Available in multiple colors, sizes S-3XL
Printed with high-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) printing

This is not a cheap feeling tee. Printed on a premium Comfort Colors® shirt, this tee perfectly drapes on you, with a relaxed streetwear-style look.

• Heavyweight, garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717
• Vintage DTG-print feel, crack-resistant
• Unisex fit, true to size
• Designed by TeeHeeUSCo