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PROUD FATHER OF A FEW D*MBASS KIDS

OFF TO PLAY WITH MY BALLS

WRONG HOLE BUT I LIKE IT ANYWAY

REARRANGE MY GUTS

EVERY NAKED PERSON I SEE

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A GIRL WITHOUT A BUSH

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I PUT HER SQUIRT IN MY HUMIDIFIER

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