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ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS DAT ASS
Sale price
$28
Regular price
$40
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Product Description
This shirt clears up your holiday priorities. A vintage-style donkey. A simple request. Nothing deep, nothing emotional—just honesty printed in ink. Wear it to family parties, office parties, or anywhere you want people to quietly question your life choices. Comfortable fit. Direct message. Seasonal accuracy.
Quality & Feel
How They Fit IRL 👀
Shipping & Returns
- Free standard shipping on orders $69+
- 30-day returns/exchanges if you're not in love with your shirt. Learn more.
Why TeeHeeUSCo?
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Premium comfort you'll actually wear
Comfort
Cheap fabric you'll regret instantly
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Complicated Return Policy
Hand-designed by professional artists
Design
"My child could have made this shirt"
More colors to match your vibe
Color Options
One color...take it or leave it
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"Wore it out running errands and received 2 compliments and lots of laughs. I fuhreaking love this shirt and couldn't be happier" - Hannah