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Product Description
Subtlety is overrated, and this shirt proves it. Featuring a bold, vintage-inspired design with an enthusiastic eggplant mascot, this tee makes your preferences clear without a single apology. Perfect for bachelorette parties, girls’ trips, or as a hilarious gag gift for the friend who says what everyone else is thinking.
Quality & Feel
How They Fit IRL 👀
Shipping & Returns
- Free standard shipping on orders $69+
- 30-day returns/exchanges if you're not in love with your shirt. Learn more.
Why TeeHeeUSCo?
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Premium comfort you'll actually wear
Comfort
Cheap fabric you'll regret instantly
Guaranteed Reactions or Your Money Back
Guarantees
Complicated Return Policy
Hand-designed by professional artists
Design
"My child could have made this shirt"
More colors to match your vibe
Color Options
One color...take it or leave it
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"Wore it out running errands and received 2 compliments and lots of laughs. I fuhreaking love this shirt and couldn't be happier" - Hannah