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CAN'T PARALLEL PARK BUT I CAN RIDE A D*CK BACKWARDS

CAN'T PARALLEL PARK BUT I CAN RIDE A D*CK BACKWARDS

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VINTAGE LOOK & FEEL

This is not a cheap feeling tee. Printed on a premium Comfort Colors® shirt, this tee perfectly drapes on you, with a relaxed streetwear-esque look.

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Product Description

Finally, a driving instructor-approved skillset. Sure, your parallel parking might still get a solid F, but your other reverse skills? Legendary. This retro-inspired graphic tee boldly proclaims your special talent, pairing delightfully awkward driver's ed vibes with bedroom bravado. Because life's too short to stress about cones when you’re this talented in reverse. Wear this proudly, park terribly, and keep riding confidently.

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