CERTIFIED MOMMY MILKER
CERTIFIED MOMMY MILKER
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BUTTER SOFT & FITTED
BUTTER SOFT & FITTED
Think you have a shirt you think is soft? Wait till you put this one on. Printed on a premium Bella Canvas® tee, this shirt hugs your skin like you wish that certain someone would. It runs fitted. Do with that what you will (size up if you want a more relaxed look).
PRINTED + SHIPPED IN THE US
PRINTED + SHIPPED IN THE US
Fuck Chinese manufacturer delays. You're getting fast, reliable delivery from our hands to your doorstep.
30-DAY REFUND/REPLACEMENT
30-DAY REFUND/REPLACEMENT
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SECURE PAYMENT
SECURE PAYMENT
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Product Description
Introducing our “Certified Mommy Milker” shirt – the perfect way to flaunt your milk credentials with pride and humor. For those who love bold jokes and aren’t afraid to let everyone know they’re all about the laughs and the lactation.







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