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D*CK APPOINTMENT - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt
  • D*CK APPOINTMENT - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt
  • D*CK APPOINTMENT - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt
  • D*CK APPOINTMENT - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt
  • D*CK APPOINTMENT - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt
  • D*CK APPOINTMENT - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt
  • D*CK APPOINTMENT - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt
  • D*CK APPOINTMENT - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt
  • D*CK APPOINTMENT - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt
  • D*CK APPOINTMENT - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt
  • D*CK APPOINTMENT - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt
  • D*CK APPOINTMENT - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt
  • D*CK APPOINTMENT - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt
D*CK APPOINTMENT
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D*CK APPOINTMENT

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Product Description

For when you’re not trying to be subtle. This shirt says exactly what you came here to say—with skeletons, vintage vibes, and a healthy dose of chaos. Whether it’s for laughs, shock value, or just part of your regular rotation, this is your official dick appointment shirt and it’s not shy about it.
Quality & Feel

This is not a cheap feeling tee. Printed on a premium Comfort Colors® shirt, this tee perfectly drapes on you, with a relaxed streetwear-style look.

• Heavyweight, garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717
• Vintage DTG-print feel, crack-resistant
• Unisex fit, true to size
• Designed by TeeHeeUSCo
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Shipping & Returns
  • Free standard shipping on orders $69+
  • 30-day returns/exchanges if you're not in love with your shirt. Learn more.

Why TeeHeeUSCo?

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Premium comfort you'll actually wear

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Cheap fabric you'll regret instantly

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Hand-designed by professional artists

Design

"My child could have made this shirt"

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Color Options

One color...take it or leave it

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