DILF CRISIS HOTLINE

For when the situation’s critical and only a daddy can fix it. This retro-inspired tee brings back old-school charm with a filthy twist: DILF Crisis Hotline 1-800-DILF-NOW. Perfect for anyone who knows exactly what they’re doing when they say “Hold the line, Daddy’s coming.” The vintage comic-book look makes it wearable irony, something between a thirst trap and a dad joke gone too far. Great for brunches, bar crawls, or just answering calls you probably shouldn’t.