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DILF CRISIS HOTLINE
Sale price
$28
Regular price
$40
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Product Description
For when the situation’s critical and only a daddy can fix it. This retro-inspired tee brings back old-school charm with a filthy twist: DILF Crisis Hotline 1-800-DILF-NOW. Perfect for anyone who knows exactly what they’re doing when they say “Hold the line, Daddy’s coming.” The vintage comic-book look makes it wearable irony, something between a thirst trap and a dad joke gone too far. Great for brunches, bar crawls, or just answering calls you probably shouldn’t.
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Cheap fabric you'll regret instantly
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"My child could have made this shirt"
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