







THE TEE YOU DESERVE

EXCLUSIVE AF, 100% ORIGINAL
You won’t find these anywhere else—because we actually have taste. Every design is crafted with just the right amount of chaos, attitude, and inappropriateness to make your wardrobe way more interesting.
No knockoffs. No lazy designs. Just straight-up bangers you won’t see on every basic T-shirt rack.

STRAIGHT OFF THE PRESS, ONTO YOUR BODY
Every tee is made when you order—so you’re getting a fresh, high-quality print, not something that’s been sitting in a warehouse graveyard. No waste, no excess, just badass designs printed with care.

LOVE IT GUARANTEE
If your shirt isn’t everything you hoped for, we’ll fix it. No weird hoops to jump through, no corporate nonsense—just great shirts and even better service.