I EAT BANANAS FOR THE SHAPE
I EAT BANANAS FOR THE SHAPE
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VINTAGE LOOK & FEEL
VINTAGE LOOK & FEEL
This is not a cheap feeling tee. Printed on a premium Comfort Colors® shirt, this tee perfectly drapes on you, with a relaxed streetwear-esque look.
PRINTED + SHIPPED IN THE US
PRINTED + SHIPPED IN THE US
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Product Description
This shirt is for people who appreciate sexual humor, don’t embarrass easily, and love stirring the pot. The playful banana design might seem innocent at first glance, but let’s be real—you know exactly what you’re doing. Whether you wear it to a party, as a rude dirty t-shirt for laughs, or just to see who catches on first, this one is guaranteed to get reactions. Inappropriate? Absolutely. Hilarious? Without a doubt.







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