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I EAT PICKLES FOR THE SHAPE

I EAT PICKLES FOR THE SHAPE

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BUTTER SOFT & FITTED

Think you have a shirt you think is soft? Wait till you put this one on. Printed on a premium Bella Canvas® tee, this shirt hugs your skin like you wish that certain someone would. It runs fitted. Do with that what you will (size up if you want a more relaxed look).

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Product Description

Here it is: the shirt for people who love pickles… but not for the reasons you think. Our "I Eat Pickles for the Shape, Not the Flavor" shirt is bold, inappropriate, and designed for anyone with a love of sarcastic humor and side-eye-worthy statements. Perfect for bachelorette parties, gag gifts, or awkward encounters at your local deli.

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DOGGYSTYLE MEANS YOU GET A TREAT AFTER RIGHT - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt
THROAT GOAT MYSTICAL - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt
INKED AND READY TO SQUIRT - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt
NOT TOXIC JUST PUERTO RICAN - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt
THROAT GOAT WESTERN - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt
DOGGYSTYLE MEANS YOU GET A TREAT AFTER RIGHT - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt
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INKED AND READY TO SQUIRT - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt

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Coy

Got it as a fun gift, as described.

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kellyward09

Great item fast service love

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