Bella + Canvas 3001
I EAT PICKLES FOR THE SHAPE NOT THE FLAVOR
I EAT PICKLES FOR THE SHAPE NOT THE FLAVOR
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FAST SHIPPING
FAST SHIPPING
PROCESSING:
Our shirts are made with care and love. Each item is hand printed & made to order, so we require 2-4 days to process your order (holiday timeframe is 3-5 days with possible delays). Once we start processing your order, we cannot cancel or refund.
SHIPPING:
All of our items ship from the U.S. Packages generally take 2-5 business days to arrive after shipping (holiday season may cause carrier delays).
Choosing express shipping does not change processing times.
Please note select items may ship separately.
USPS/UPS does not guarantee delivery times. Therefore, TeeHeeUSCo cannot guarantee delivery times.
TRACKING:
You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.
CUSTOMER SERVICE DONE RIGHT
CUSTOMER SERVICE DONE RIGHT
We’ve got your back every step of the way! Whether you have questions about a product or need help with an order, our team is here to make it easy. Expect a friendly, helpful response within 24 hours—because you deserve nothing less.
LOVE IT GUARANTEE
LOVE IT GUARANTEE
We want you to be obsessed with your order! If something’s not right, let us know—we’ll make it right. Whether if it’s a return or an exchange, we’re here to ensure you’re happy with every purchase.
Here it is: the shirt for people who love pickles… but not for the reasons you think. Our "I Eat Pickles for the Shape, Not the Flavor" shirt is bold, inappropriate, and designed for anyone with a love of sarcastic humor and side-eye-worthy statements. Perfect for bachelorette parties, gag gifts, or awkward encounters at your local deli.
Solid Colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft feel and smooth surface.
Heather Colors: 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester.
Care: Machine cold wash
Design is copyright of TeeHeeUSCo. All Rights Reserved.
THE TEE YOU DESERVE
EXCLUSIVE AF, 100% ORIGINAL
You won’t find these anywhere else—because we actually have taste. Every design is crafted with just the right amount of chaos, attitude, and inappropriateness to make your wardrobe way more interesting.
No knockoffs. No lazy designs. Just straight-up bangers you won’t see on every basic T-shirt rack.
STRAIGHT OFF THE PRESS, ONTO YOUR BODY
Every tee is made when you order—so you’re getting a fresh, high-quality print, not something that’s been sitting in a warehouse graveyard. No waste, no excess, just badass designs printed with care.
LOVE IT GUARANTEE
If your shirt isn’t everything you hoped for, we’ll fix it. No weird hoops to jump through, no corporate nonsense—just great shirts and even better service.