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I LOVE BALD P*SSY - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt
  • I LOVE BALD P*SSY - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt
  • I LOVE BALD P*SSY - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt
  • I LOVE BALD P*SSY - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt
  • I LOVE BALD P*SSY - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt
  • I LOVE BALD P*SSY - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt
  • I LOVE BALD P*SSY - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt
  • I LOVE BALD P*SSY - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt
  • I LOVE BALD P*SSY - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt
  • I LOVE BALD P*SSY - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt
  • I LOVE BALD P*SSY - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt
I LOVE BALD P*SSY
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I LOVE BALD P*SSY

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Product Description

Bold. Hairless. Unapologetic. This tee doubles down on the dirtiest double meaning with a striking vintage sphynx cat graphic and the words I Love Bald Pussy. Half pet lover, half filthy pun, it’s exactly the kind of shirt that makes your friends cackle and strangers wonder if they read it right. Whether you’re a cat lover, a degenerate, or both, this one’s for you.
Quality & Feel

This is not a cheap feeling tee. Printed on a premium Comfort Colors® shirt, this tee perfectly drapes on you, with a relaxed streetwear-style look.

• Heavyweight, garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717
• Vintage DTG-print feel, crack-resistant
• Unisex fit, true to size
• Designed by TeeHeeUSCo
How They Fit IRL 👀
Shipping & Returns
  • Free standard shipping on orders $69+
  • 30-day returns/exchanges if you're not in love with your shirt. Learn more.

Why TeeHeeUSCo?

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Premium comfort you'll actually wear

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Cheap fabric you'll regret instantly

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Hand-designed by professional artists

Design

"My child could have made this shirt"

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Color Options

One color...take it or leave it

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"Wore it out running errands and received 2 compliments and lots of laughs. I fuhreaking love this shirt and couldn't be happier" - Hannah