I MUST BE A CL*T
I MUST BE A CL*T
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VINTAGE LOOK & FEEL
VINTAGE LOOK & FEEL
This is not a cheap feeling tee. Printed on a premium Comfort Colors® shirt, this tee perfectly drapes on you, with a relaxed streetwear-esque look.
PRINTED + SHIPPED IN THE US
PRINTED + SHIPPED IN THE US
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Product Description
For anyone tired of men missing the mark—literally. Rock this retro clit mascot and watch people rub you the wrong way… again. Offensive? Sure. Accurate? Tragically.






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