IT'S A** EATING SEASON
IT'S A** EATING SEASON
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VINTAGE LOOK & FEEL
VINTAGE LOOK & FEEL
This is not a cheap feeling tee. Printed on a premium Comfort Colors® shirt, this tee perfectly drapes on you, with a relaxed streetwear-esque look.
PRINTED + SHIPPED IN THE US
PRINTED + SHIPPED IN THE US
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Product Description
For those who believe in seasonal traditions, this shirt makes your priorities clear. Featuring a retro steak graphic and a slogan that leaves little to the imagination, it’s the perfect mix of vintage charm and absolute chaos. Whether you’re wearing it to a bachelorette party, a girls’ trip, or just to test the limits of social acceptability, this tee does the job.






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