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P*SSY SO GOOD, SANTA CAME TWICE

P*SSY SO GOOD, SANTA CAME TWICE

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BUTTER SOFT & FITTED

Think you have a shirt you think is soft? Wait till you put this one on. Printed on a premium Bella Canvas® tee, this shirt hugs your skin like you wish that certain someone would. It runs fitted. Do with that what you will (size up if you want a more relaxed look).

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Product Description

For those who like their holiday humor with a side of raunch, our “Pussy So Good, Santa Came Twice” shirt brings together cute kittens and not-so-subtle innuendos. Perfect for the person who’s over the cutesy side of Christmas and ready to make people laugh – or blush – at the next holiday gathering.

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THROAT GOAT WESTERN - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt
DOGGYSTYLE MEANS YOU GET A TREAT AFTER RIGHT - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt
THROAT GOAT MYSTICAL - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt
INKED AND READY TO SQUIRT - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt
NOT TOXIC JUST PUERTO RICAN - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt
THROAT GOAT WESTERN - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt
DOGGYSTYLE MEANS YOU GET A TREAT AFTER RIGHT - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt
THROAT GOAT MYSTICAL - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt
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stacib363

Love is shirt, can’t wait to wear it!

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Larissa Gibbons

Great shirt for an adult Ugly Sweater party, I won the contest! Raunchy but great.

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raimlas5

It was perfect! This is gonna be a great white elephant present.

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Anna Small

Perfect! Exactly as it was described!

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Barry

My sister will hate me for this gift, but I found it to be well made, great quality and a really good value!

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