PUT IT IN SOFT
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Product Description
About This Design
A cheerful 1930s rubber-hose clown walks forward mid-step, raising a long, limp, uninflated modeling balloon to an open, grinning mouth in both white-gloved hands. Above the clown it reads PUT IT IN SOFT. A red starburst says GET HARD. Underneath: SO I CAN FEEL IT GROW BIGGER INSIDE OF ME. It is, technically, about balloon animals.
Why You'll Love This Shirt
The best part is watching someone get to the second line. Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight cotton, garment-dyed and built to be worn on repeat. The clown is the alibi.
Perfect For
White elephant exchanges, dirty santa unwrappings, bachelor party packing lists, cookouts, and the birthday of the person everyone expects to say the worst thing at dinner. This says it for them, in vintage clown art.
Premium Quality Details
- Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed heavyweight tee
- 100% ring-spun cotton that gets softer with every wash
- Relaxed unisex fit, runs true to size
- Available in multiple colors, sizes S-3XL
- Printed with high-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) printing
Quality & Feel
Shipping & Returns
- Free standard shipping on orders $75+
- 30-day returns/exchanges if you're not in love with your shirt. Learn more.
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