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RUNNER UP IN THE LOCAL D*CK SUCKING CONTEST - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt
  • RUNNER UP IN THE LOCAL D*CK SUCKING CONTEST - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt
  • RUNNER UP IN THE LOCAL D*CK SUCKING CONTEST - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt
  • RUNNER UP IN THE LOCAL D*CK SUCKING CONTEST - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt
  • RUNNER UP IN THE LOCAL D*CK SUCKING CONTEST - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt
  • RUNNER UP IN THE LOCAL D*CK SUCKING CONTEST - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt
  • RUNNER UP IN THE LOCAL D*CK SUCKING CONTEST - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt
  • RUNNER UP IN THE LOCAL D*CK SUCKING CONTEST - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt
  • RUNNER UP IN THE LOCAL D*CK SUCKING CONTEST - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt
  • RUNNER UP IN THE LOCAL D*CK SUCKING CONTEST - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt
  • RUNNER UP IN THE LOCAL D*CK SUCKING CONTEST - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt
  • RUNNER UP IN THE LOCAL D*CK SUCKING CONTEST - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt
  • RUNNER UP IN THE LOCAL D*CK SUCKING CONTEST - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt
RUNNER UP IN THE LOCAL D*CK SUCKING CONTEST

RUNNER UP IN THE LOCAL D*CK SUCKING CONTEST

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Congrats… almost. This “Runner-Up in the Local Dick Sucking Contest” shirt is the ultimate award for coming this close to glory (and losing to someone’s mom). Featuring a smug retro banana mascot strutting like he’s still a winner, this tee is perfect for anyone with a filthy sense of humor and zero shame. Printed on soft, high-quality Comfort Colors 1717 tees for that lived-in, vintage feel, it’s equally at home at the bar, the bachelor/bachelorette party, or the family cookout (if you hate peace).
Quality & Feel

This is not a cheap feeling tee. Printed on a premium Comfort Colors® shirt, this tee perfectly drapes on you, with a relaxed streetwear-style look.

• Heavyweight, garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717
• Vintage DTG-print feel, crack-resistant
• Unisex fit, true to size
• Designed by TeeHeeUSCo
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  • 30-day returns/exchanges if you're not in love with your shirt. Learn more.
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