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STRAWBERRY JAMS BUT MY GLOCK DON'T - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt
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STRAWBERRY JAMS BUT MY GLOCK DON'T

Sale price  $28 Regular price  $40
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Product Description

Just a simple shirt featuring a cat on a porch. And a statement. You’ll read it once. Then again. Then you’ll realize you probably shouldn’t wear it to brunch with your parents. (Or maybe you should.) Vintage-style photo print with that early-2000s disposable camera energy. Deadpan cat. Zero emotion. Extremely confident. Printed on a soft, heavyweight unisex tee with a relaxed fit that actually holds up. Easy to wear. Hard to ignore. Perfect for: – People with a dark sense of humor – Cat lovers with questionable judgment – Anyone who enjoys making strangers pause in public It’s stupid. It’s funny. It’s fine.

Quality & Feel

This is not a cheap feeling tee. Printed on a premium Comfort Colors® shirt, this tee perfectly drapes on you, with a relaxed streetwear-style look.

• Heavyweight, garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717
• Vintage DTG-print feel, crack-resistant
• Unisex fit, true to size
• Designed by TeeHeeUSCo

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Why TeeHeeUSCo?

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Premium comfort you'll actually wear

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Cheap fabric you'll regret instantly

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Hand-designed by professional artists

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"My child could have made this shirt"

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One color...take it or leave it

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"Wore it out running errands and received 2 compliments and lots of laughs. I fuhreaking love this shirt and couldn't be happier" - Hannah