Rated /5 by 441 Customers
STRAWBERRY JAMS BUT MY GLOCK DON'T
Product Description
Just a simple shirt featuring a cat on a porch. And a statement. You’ll read it once. Then again. Then you’ll realize you probably shouldn’t wear it to brunch with your parents. (Or maybe you should.) Vintage-style photo print with that early-2000s disposable camera energy. Deadpan cat. Zero emotion. Extremely confident. Printed on a soft, heavyweight unisex tee with a relaxed fit that actually holds up. Easy to wear. Hard to ignore. Perfect for: – People with a dark sense of humor – Cat lovers with questionable judgment – Anyone who enjoys making strangers pause in public It’s stupid. It’s funny. It’s fine.
Quality & Feel
How They Fit IRL 👀
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Premium comfort you'll actually wear
Comfort
Cheap fabric you'll regret instantly
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Hand-designed by professional artists
Design
"My child could have made this shirt"
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Color Options
One color...take it or leave it
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