SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL H00KER
SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL H00KER
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BUTTER SOFT & FITTED
BUTTER SOFT & FITTED
Think you have a shirt you think is soft? Wait till you put this one on. Printed on a premium Bella Canvas® tee, this shirt hugs your skin like you wish that certain someone would. It runs fitted. Do with that what you will (size up if you want a more relaxed look).
PRINTED + SHIPPED IN THE US
PRINTED + SHIPPED IN THE US
Fuck Chinese manufacturer delays. You're getting fast, reliable delivery from our hands to your doorstep.
30-DAY REFUND/REPLACEMENT
30-DAY REFUND/REPLACEMENT
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Product Description
Finally, a shirt that’s as subtle as a slap to the face. Our “Support Your Local Hooker” tee pairs your love of fishing with your love of uncomfortable silences. Perfect for fishing trips, gag gifts, or any time you want people to question your life choices.






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