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THE ONLY B WORD I'LL EVER CALL MY BITCH IS BEAUTIFUL
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THE ONLY B WORD I'LL EVER CALL MY BITCH IS BEAUTIFUL

Sale price  $30 Regular price  $46 or $25 each when you grab 2
Soft DTG print — no thick sticker feel
100% heavyweight preshrunk cotton
100% money-back guarantee
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Size

Size Guide

Measure your body and match to the chart below.

SizeChestWaistHip
S34–36"27–29"35–37"
M38–40"31–33"39–41"
L42–44"35–37"43–45"
XL46–48"39–41"47–49"
2XL50–52"43–45"51–53"
3XL54–56"47–49"55–57"

How to Measure

  • Chest: Around the fullest part of your chest, tape parallel to the floor.
  • Waist: Around your natural waistline, tape comfortably loose.
  • Hip: Around the fullest part of your hips, ~8" below your waist.

These are unisex tees on Comfort Colors blanks and run true to size. Size up for a looser fit.

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Comfort Colors® fits true to size with a relaxed, lived-in feel. If you're between sizes or like a looser fit, go up one. Check the size guide for exact measurements.
Orders ship within 2–3 days. Standard delivery takes 3–5 business days from there. You'll get a tracking number as soon as it's on its way.
Yes — the bundle discount applies to everything in the store. The builder above lets you grab 2 or 3 of this design in different colors and sizes. For different designs, just add each shirt to your cart separately and the bundle pricing applies automatically.

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Product Description

About This Design

A vintage pen-and-ink frog holds out a single rose like it has been rehearsing this moment for weeks — the kind of delicate little illustration you would find pressed inside a Victorian botanical journal, genuinely sweet. Then you read the text: THE ONLY B WORD I'LL EVER CALL MY BITCH IS BEAUTIFUL. The setup braces you for a slur and lands a love note. The frog knew what it was doing the whole time.

Why You'll Love This Shirt

The best part is the three-second delay — the brace, the pivot, the realization that this is actually the most romantic thing anyone has ever put on a shirt. Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight cotton means it's as soft as the sentiment underneath all that profanity. It's the shirt that makes the group chat lose it before you've even handed it over.

Perfect For

The ideal Valentine's Day gag that isn't really a gag, an anniversary gift for the person in your life who would rather die than receive something sincere, or a 'just because' move that hits harder than flowers. Also: the chronically-online friend who thinks they've seen every frog meme the internet has ever produced. They have not seen this one.

Premium Quality Details

  • Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed heavyweight tee
  • 100% ring-spun cotton that gets softer with every wash
  • Relaxed unisex fit, runs true to size
  • Available in multiple colors, sizes S-3XL
  • Printed with high-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) printing
Quality & Feel

This is not a cheap feeling tee. Printed on a premium Comfort Colors® shirt, this tee perfectly drapes on you, with a relaxed streetwear-style look.

• Heavyweight, garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717
• Vintage DTG-print feel, crack-resistant
• Unisex fit, true to size
• Designed by TeeHeeUSCo

Shipping & Returns
  • Free standard shipping on orders $75+
  • 30-day returns/exchanges if you're not in love with your shirt. Learn more.

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"Wore it out running errands and received 2 compliments and lots of laughs. I fuhreaking love this shirt and couldn't be happier" - Hannah

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