UNHINGED COUGAR ON THE LOOSE
UNHINGED COUGAR ON THE LOOSE
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VINTAGE LOOK & FEEL
VINTAGE LOOK & FEEL
This is not a cheap feeling tee. Printed on a premium Comfort Colors® shirt, this tee perfectly drapes on you, with a relaxed streetwear-esque look.
PRINTED + SHIPPED IN THE US
PRINTED + SHIPPED IN THE US
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30-DAY REFUND/REPLACEMENT
30-DAY REFUND/REPLACEMENT
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Product Description
It’s not just a shirt. It’s an entire lifestyle. The Unhinged Cougar On The Loose Tour 2025 tee serves pure metal-band energy with a snarling cougar graphic on the front and a fake tour schedule on the back that’ll have people doing double-takes. From “Plastic Surgery in Scottsdale” to “Spring Break Cougar Crawl in Cancun,” every stop is pure chaos. This isn’t subtle. It’s loud, it’s sarcastic, and it’s exactly the kind of shirt that makes strangers laugh, cringe, or try to buy it off your back. Perfect for dive bars, bachelorette parties, or just reminding everyone’s sons they’re not safe.



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