What blank is this shirt printed on?

Comfort Colors 1717 — a 6.1 oz garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton heavyweight tee with a relaxed unisex fit. Softens with every wash.

What sizes are available?

S, M, L, XL, 2XL, and 3XL. Fit is unisex and runs true to size.

How is the shirt printed?

Direct-to-garment (DTG) printing on Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed cotton for a soft hand-feel and vivid color.

How long does shipping take?

Standard shipping arrives in 5-8 business days for US orders. Production takes 1-3 business days before the order ships.

What is the return policy?

30-day return window. Returns accepted by mail for exchange or refund.

Where do TeeHeeUSCo shirts ship from?

TeeHeeUSCo ships from US-based print facilities.

Is there a bundle discount?

Yes. Any 2 shirts for $50 (shipping $8.99). Any 3 shirts for $75 with free shipping. Mix and match across designs and sizes.

Vagitarian Shirt — Funny Retro Papaya Mascot Tee

Name: VAGITARIAN
Brand: TeeHeeUSCo
SKU: 12553782645403978509
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.92 (768 reviews)

Papaya cartoon mascot with "Eat Out" text on heather gray graphic tee by TeeHeeUSCo

VAGITARIAN

$30 $46 or $25 each when you grab 2

Rated 4.9/5 by 768 Customers

Soft DTG print — no thick sticker feel

100% heavyweight preshrunk cotton

100% money-back guarantee

ColorBeige

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL

Measure your body and match to the chart below.

Size	Chest	Waist	Hip
S	34–36"	27–29"	35–37"
M	38–40"	31–33"	39–41"
L	42–44"	35–37"	43–45"
XL	46–48"	39–41"	47–49"
2XL	50–52"	43–45"	51–53"
3XL	54–56"	47–49"	55–57"

Size	Chest	Waist	Hip
S	86–91 cm	69–74 cm	89–94 cm
M	97–102 cm	79–84 cm	99–104 cm
L	107–112 cm	89–94 cm	109–114 cm
XL	117–122 cm	99–104 cm	119–124 cm
2XL	127–132 cm	109–114 cm	130–135 cm
3XL	137–142 cm	119–124 cm	140–145 cm

Actual shirt dimensions, measured flat.

Size	Chest Width	Body Length	Sleeve
S	18"	27"	8"
M	20"	28"	8.5"
L	22"	29"	9"
XL	24"	30"	9.5"
2XL	26"	31"	10"
3XL	28"	32"	10.5"

Size	Chest Width	Body Length	Sleeve
S	46 cm	69 cm	20 cm
M	51 cm	71 cm	22 cm
L	56 cm	74 cm	23 cm
XL	61 cm	76 cm	24 cm
2XL	66 cm	79 cm	25 cm
3XL	71 cm	81 cm	27 cm

How to Measure

Chest: Around the fullest part of your chest, tape parallel to the floor.
Waist: Around your natural waistline, tape comfortably loose.
Hip: Around the fullest part of your hips, ~8" below your waist.

These are unisex tees on Comfort Colors blanks and run true to size. Size up for a looser fit.

ShipsMon, Jul 13

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1 Tee

$30

About This Design

This funny graphic tee features a cheerful papaya mascot promoting healthy eating habits with "Eat Out" and "Ask About My Meal Prep" messaging. The design plays on dietary terminology with retro cartoon styling that could mean different things to different people. Sometimes the most innocent designs spark the most interesting conversations.

Why You'll Love This Shirt

This humor shirt for adults works as the perfect conversation starter at parties, barbecues, or anywhere people appreciate clever wordplay. Makes an excellent gag gift for friends who enjoy cheeky humor and don't take themselves too seriously. Printed on our signature Comfort Colors heavyweight cotton, so it feels as good as the reactions you'll get.

Perfect For

Ideal for casual hangouts, college parties, or gifting to that friend who always has the best sense of humor. Great for vegetarians, health enthusiasts, or anyone who appreciates designs with multiple interpretations. Perfect conversation piece for farmers markets, food festivals, or anywhere you want to make people do a double take.

Premium Quality Details

Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed heavyweight tee
100% ring-spun cotton that gets softer with every wash
Relaxed unisex fit, runs true to size
Available in multiple colors, sizes S-3XL
Printed with high-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) printing

This is not a cheap feeling tee. Printed on a premium Comfort Colors® shirt, this tee perfectly drapes on you, with a relaxed streetwear-style look.

• Heavyweight, garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717
• Vintage DTG-print feel, crack-resistant
• Unisex fit, true to size
• Designed by TeeHeeUSCo

Free standard shipping on orders $75+
30-day returns/exchanges if you're not in love with your shirt. Learn more.

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"Wore it out running errands and received 2 compliments and lots of laughs. I fuhreaking love this shirt and couldn't be happier" - Hannah

5 stars: 735 (96%)
4 stars: 20 (3%)
3 stars: 7 (1%)
2 stars: 0 (0%)
1 star: 6 (1%)

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Amazing quality. The shirt is a great material-- thick and comfortably soft. And the design speaks for itself lol. Treat yourself and get the shirt!

Super cute! Exactly what I expected!

The Comfort Colors shirt is a quality t-shirt. The item received matched the item description perfectly and was delivered quickly.

The shirt came quick, but there was an issue once it was received. The graphic on the shirt was stuck to the packaging, so since the shirt was just in the mailing package (not placed in a bag than in the mailing packet) I was trying to remove it, but the graphic tore off on the packaging.

I love it, the graphic looks great.

so quick to respond to a customization and gave me exactly what I wanted! fast shipping as well!

Looks as described. My boyfriend loves the shirt

Fast shipping & great quality!

The wrong shirt was sent

The wrong shirt was sent. I receiveda long sleeve flower print T-shirt that looked like something my grandmother threw out in the 70's. Don't waste your money

Excellent customer service! Super quick responses, and was wonderful with my customization request! Would highly recommend!

I’ve been wanting this t shirt since I first saw it. Completely obsessed. Comes exactly as pictured. The T shirt is good quality material and the print is perfect. Also shipping was extremely fast. Keep in mind; my photo isn’t the best lighting because it’s up against my steering wheel and the sun is bright.

this shirt is so stinking funny to me. i can’t wait to wear it to rockville!

super stoked to rock this shirt at rockville. i love how nonchalant it is!

Lovely and hilarious tee shirt

Soooooo cute. The quality is fantastic and the print is really nice. 10/10

My new favorite shirt! Picture is high quality and doesn’t feel like a cheap plasticky screen print! Will definitely order from this shop again!

I was skeptical because I kept getting ads for this design on facebook, but wanted to find an actual seller. It said comfort colors so I pulled the trigger. It is PERFECT! Print feels like a true screen print, not a vinyl sticker. It IS a comfort colors tshirt. 10/10.

Love this shirt! Came in quickly and as described.

Love this shit! It fits as described and arrived on time.

The only thing that would make this shirt better is if it had a PBR instead of a Miller Lite.

Super fast shipping! Was just as described and looked like in the pictures. Thank you so much!

This is great quality. Came very fast. Thank you. I ordered 2

Looks just like the image, high quality shirt. Shipping time was a tad slow

Good quality, on time shipping. Item was excatly as described.

Exactly as pictured. Bought for a funny t-shirt exchange, it was great!

The shirt itself is great quality, and I would have rated it 5 stars if the sizing had been correct. I ordered an XL but received a 2XL. Unfortunately, I don’t have time to exchange it before my event on 10/25/25, so I’ll wear it as is. Just a heads up for others to double check sizing before completing a customer’s order. Otherwise, it’s a great product. Thank you!