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YOU MUST BE THIS BIG - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt
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YOU MUST BE THIS BIG

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Product Description

Meet your new favorite trash panda. This vintage-style raccoon tee brings the perfect mix of mischief and humor, featuring a cowboy-hat-wearing raccoon making a bold statement: you must be this big to ride this ride. It’s the ideal shirt for anyone who doesn’t take life too seriously. Soft, comfy, and just unhinged enough to get a few laughs, whether you’re wearing it to brunch, the bar, or just around the house. Great gift for raccoon lovers and fans of vintage graphic tees.

Quality & Feel

This is not a cheap feeling tee. Printed on a premium Comfort Colors® shirt, this tee perfectly drapes on you, with a relaxed streetwear-style look.

• Heavyweight, garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717
• Vintage DTG-print feel, crack-resistant
• Unisex fit, true to size
• Designed by TeeHeeUSCo

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  • Free standard shipping on orders $69+
  • 30-day returns/exchanges if you're not in love with your shirt. Learn more.

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Hand-designed by professional artists

Design

"My child could have made this shirt"

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One color...take it or leave it

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"Wore it out running errands and received 2 compliments and lots of laughs. I fuhreaking love this shirt and couldn't be happier" - Hannah