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Your Hole is My Goal: What the Shirt Phrase Means (Golf Joke or Not)
"Your hole is my goal" sounds innocent on a golf course and indefensible everywhere else. Here's what the shirt phrase means and where to grab one. Read more...
Lickalotapus Explained: The Dinosaur Pun That Won the Internet
Lickalotapus is a paleontology pun with a dirty mind. Here's what the dinosaur shirt phrase means, where the joke came from, and where to grab one in seven colors. Read more...
How to Order Girls Trip Shirts for a Group Without Losing Your Mind
You've picked the shirts. Everyone's excited. Now you just need seven adults to send you their size, their shipping preference, and their Venmo — and you need it before the trip, not during it. This is the part where most group shirt orders die. Not because people don't want the shirts. Because coordinating humans is harder than it should be. Here's the step-by-step system for ordering group shirts without sending fourteen follow-up texts and one passive-aggressive voice memo. Step 1: One Person Orders Everything This is non-negotiable. Do not let... Read more...
Matching Girls Trip Shirts That Don't Look Like a Corporate Retreat
Someone in the group chat just said "we should all get matching shirts" and now you have two problems. First, getting everyone to agree on a shirt. Second, not looking like you're on a company field trip when you show up wearing them. Matching doesn't have to mean identical. The best group shirt photos are the ones where everyone's wearing something different but it all looks like it belongs together. Here's how to pull that off without a spreadsheet or a group vote that takes three weeks. Three Ways to... Read more...
Inappropriate Bachelorette Party Shirts That Cross Every Line Worth Crossing
There are two kinds of bachelorette parties. The kind with matching "bride tribe" sashes from Amazon. And the kind where the maid of honor picks shirts that make the bartender do a double take. You're here for the second one. These are the bachelorette shirts that actually get laughs — organized by how much you're willing to risk your family group chat seeing the photos. Shop all 81 bachelorette shirts. Skip the scroll if you already know the vibe — everything in this guide lives in one collection, sorted by... Read more...
The Best Funny Girls Trip Shirts Your Squad Will Actually Fight Over
Every girls trip has the same problem. Someone floats the idea of matching shirts. Everyone says "omg yes." Then the group chat goes silent for three days because nobody can agree on what to get. We can't fix your group chat. But we can fix the shirt situation. These are the funniest girls trip shirts we make — organized by the type of friend who'd actually wear them. Find your people, pick your shirt, and stop overthinking it. For the Unhinged Friend (The One Who Takes It Too Far) Every... Read more...
Inappropriate Bachelorette Sayings the Maid of Honor Will Pretend She Didn't Pick
You're planning a bachelorette party and you need sayings for shirts, banners, cups, games, or the custom sash the bride will pretend to be embarrassed by but secretly loves. And everything you've found so far is either "bride vibes" or "wifey material" — the kind of stuff that makes you wonder if the person who wrote it has ever actually been to a bachelorette party. Here are the sayings the maid of honor actually picks when the bride says "I don't care, just make it funny." Organized by how likely... Read more...
Funny Girls Trip Sayings Worth Putting on a Shirt
You need a funny saying for a girls trip shirt, a cup, a banner, or a group chat name — and everything you've found so far sounds like it was written by someone who's never actually been on a girls trip. "Good times and tan lines." No. "Sandy toes and salty kisses." Absolutely not. Here are sayings that your actual friends would laugh at. Organized by vibe so you can match the energy of your specific group — because every squad is different and the sassy group should not be... Read more...