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Inappropriate Bachelorette Party Shirts That Cross Every Line Worth Crossing
There are two kinds of bachelorette parties. The kind with matching "bride tribe" sashes from Amazon. And the kind where the maid of honor picks shirts that make the bartender do a double take. You're here for the second one. These are the bachelorette shirts that actually get laughs — organized by how much you're willing to risk your family group chat seeing the photos. Raunchy but Instagram-Safe These will get a reaction, but you won't have to untag yourself on Monday. The sweet spot between funny and fireable. Single... Read more...
The Best Funny Girls Trip Shirts Your Squad Will Actually Fight Over
Every girls trip has the same problem. Someone floats the idea of matching shirts. Everyone says "omg yes." Then the group chat goes silent for three days because nobody can agree on what to get. We can't fix your group chat. But we can fix the shirt situation. These are the funniest girls trip shirts we make — organized by the type of friend who'd actually wear them. Find your people, pick your shirt, and stop overthinking it. For the Unhinged Friend (The One Who Takes It Too Far) Every... Read more...
Inappropriate Bachelorette Sayings the Maid of Honor Will Pretend She Didn't Pick
You're planning a bachelorette party and you need sayings for shirts, banners, cups, games, or the custom sash the bride will pretend to be embarrassed by but secretly loves. And everything you've found so far is either "bride vibes" or "wifey material" — the kind of stuff that makes you wonder if the person who wrote it has ever actually been to a bachelorette party. Here are the sayings the maid of honor actually picks when the bride says "I don't care, just make it funny." Organized by how likely... Read more...
Funny Girls Trip Sayings Worth Putting on a Shirt
You need a funny saying for a girls trip shirt, a cup, a banner, or a group chat name — and everything you've found so far sounds like it was written by someone who's never actually been on a girls trip. "Good times and tan lines." No. "Sandy toes and salty kisses." Absolutely not. Here are sayings that your actual friends would laugh at. Organized by vibe so you can match the energy of your specific group — because every squad is different and the sassy group should not be... Read more...