Every girls trip has the same problem. Someone floats the idea of matching shirts. Everyone says "omg yes." Then the group chat goes silent for three days because nobody can agree on what to get.
We can't fix your group chat. But we can fix the shirt situation.
These are the funniest girls trip shirts we make — organized by the type of friend who'd actually wear them. Find your people, pick your shirt, and stop overthinking it.
For the Unhinged Friend (The One Who Takes It Too Far)
Every squad has one. She's the reason you have a group rule about not posting videos before noon. These shirts match her energy.
For the Sassy One Who Speaks in Sarcasm
She hasn't said a sincere thing since 2014 and that's why you love her. She needs a shirt that's sharp, not loud.
For the One Who's Already Drunk by Noon
She packed a flask in her carry-on and a backup flask in her checked bag. She's the reason brunch has a two-hour limit. Her shirt should reflect this.
For the Whole Squad (Shirts Everyone Can Agree On)
Not everyone wants to wear something their boss might see on Instagram. These are the crowd-pleasers — funny enough to be worth wearing, safe enough that the group chat doesn't turn into a UN negotiation.
Inappropriate Girls Trip Shirts (When Your Group Has No Limits)
Some groups don't do "safe for work." If your squad picks restaurants based on how few children are present, this section is for you.
Want to go even further? Check out our full Girls Trip Shirts collection for the ones we couldn't put in a blog post.
What Makes a Good Girls Trip Shirt
Not every funny shirt is a good girls trip shirt. Here's what actually works:
It has to be readable from across a bar. If someone needs to squint and lean in to get the joke, it's not doing its job. The best girls trip shirts work at a distance — they're the ones that make a stranger at the next table choke on their margarita.
It has to match the group's comfort level. The funniest shirt in the world doesn't work if the person wearing it is pulling at it all day. Know your audience. If half your group skews sassy and half skews unhinged, let everyone pick their own from the same collection. Same vibe, different comfort zones.
It should be a shirt you'd actually wear again. All of ours are printed on Comfort Colors blanks — heavyweight, garment-dyed, pre-shrunk. The kind of shirt that becomes your go-to sleep shirt and then your go-to errand shirt and then your "I'm wearing this to brunch, fight me" shirt. This isn't a $9 disposable tee from a boardwalk shop.
Need help coordinating shirts for your whole group? We wrote a whole thing about how to match without looking like a corporate retreat.
How to Actually Get Your Group to Order
The shirt is the easy part. Getting seven adults to commit to a size, a shirt, and a shipping address before your trip? That's the real challenge.
Here's what works:
- One person orders everything. Do not let everyone place their own order. It will take six weeks and someone will forget.
- Send the collection link, set a deadline. Share the Girls Trip Shirts collection, give everyone 48 hours to pick and send their size. After that, you're choosing for them.
- Order at least 2-3 weeks before the trip. Standard shipping is fast, but "fast" and "the day before we leave" are different things.
For the full breakdown on group ordering — including how to handle the friend who always forgets — read our guide to ordering girls trip shirts for a group.
