LICKALOTAPUS DINOSAUR SHIRT

DON'T BE A TWATWAFFLE

GIMME THAT NUT

YOUR DAD'S FAVORITE RIDE SINCE '69

MY SAFE WORD IS HARDER DADDY

NO ICE PAPI

ASK YOUR DAD ABOUT MY THROAT GAME

HURTIN' FOR A SQUIRTIN'

TRAIN YOUR SNATCH FOR HEAVY LOADS

YOUR HOLE IS MY GOAL

MILF MAN I LOVE FALL

VAGITARIAN

TIME FOR ANOTHER TEA PARTY

THROAT GOAT WESTERN

NOT TOXIC JUST PUERTO RICAN

RAW & STICKY

EXPECT A FEW INCHES TONIGHT

BACK DOOR IS THE FUN DOOR

PRODUCT OF A TORN C0ND0M

LOBOTOMIZE ME DADDY

STUFF ME DADDY

WORLD FAMOUS SLOPPY TOPPY

MOMMY'S LITTLE ALCOHOLIC