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2 INCHES TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT
Unisex
Sale price
$28
Regular price
$40
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Size queens need not apply. This retro mascot proudly sports exactly 2 inches and makes no apologies. With bold vintage vibes and a dangerously accurate tagline ("One Size Fits None"), it’s the perfect shirt for anyone who knows it’s not the size of the tape, but the confidence behind the measurement. So grab this tee and wear your truth. Remember, honesty is the best policy, even at two inches.
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