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2 INCHES TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT
Sale price
$28
Regular price
$40
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Product Description
Size queens need not apply. This retro mascot proudly sports exactly 2 inches and makes no apologies. With bold vintage vibes and a dangerously accurate tagline ("One Size Fits None"), it’s the perfect shirt for anyone who knows it’s not the size of the tape, but the confidence behind the measurement. So grab this tee and wear your truth. Remember, honesty is the best policy, even at two inches.
Quality & Feel
How They Fit IRL 👀
Shipping & Returns
- Free standard shipping on orders $69+
- 30-day returns/exchanges if you're not in love with your shirt. Learn more.
Why TeeHeeUSCo?
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Premium comfort you'll actually wear
Comfort
Cheap fabric you'll regret instantly
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Guarantees
Complicated Return Policy
Hand-designed by professional artists
Design
"My child could have made this shirt"
More colors to match your vibe
Color Options
One color...take it or leave it
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