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2 INCHES TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt
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  • 2 INCHES TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt
  • 2 INCHES TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt
  • 2 INCHES TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt
  • 2 INCHES TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt
  • 2 INCHES TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt
  • 2 INCHES TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt
2 INCHES TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT

2 INCHES TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT

Unisex
$28 $40
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Size queens need not apply. This retro mascot proudly sports exactly 2 inches and makes no apologies. With bold vintage vibes and a dangerously accurate tagline ("One Size Fits None"), it’s the perfect shirt for anyone who knows it’s not the size of the tape, but the confidence behind the measurement. So grab this tee and wear your truth. Remember, honesty is the best policy, even at two inches.
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Quality & Feel

This is not a cheap feeling tee. Printed on a premium Comfort Colors® shirt, this tee perfectly drapes on you, with a relaxed streetwear-style look.

• Heavyweight, garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717
• Vintage DTG-print feel, crack-resistant
• Unisex fit, true to size
• Designed by TeeHeeUSCo
Shipping & Returns
  • Free standard shipping on orders $69+
  • 30-day returns/exchanges if you're not in love with your shirt. Learn more.
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