A GIRL WITHOUT A BUSH
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Product Description
About This Design
A 1940s pin-up angel — victory rolls, tiny halo, delicate feathered wings, bias-cut gown — sits barefoot on a puffy cartoon cloud, ringed by four-point sparkles in clean black pen-and-ink line art lifted straight off a vintage tattoo flash sheet. Above and below, the sign-painter lettering arcs in the sincere, reverent format of a greeting-card proverb. The message is celestial. The punchline is body hair.
Why You'll Love This Shirt
The best part is the exact moment someone reads it slowly, gets there, and looks up at you. That face. Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight cotton means this cursed little aphorism stays soft, structured, and absolutely unwearable at any family function — which is exactly the point.
Perfect For
White elephant gold — the kind of package that gets read aloud during the unwrapping and turns the whole room into a bit. Bachelorette weekends, naughty birthdays, or the friend who already owns three shirts nobody would wear to work and somehow needs a fourth. Anyone deep in rockabilly kitsch or vintage pin-up art wants it on the artwork alone. The punchline is a bonus.
Premium Quality Details
- Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed heavyweight tee
- 100% ring-spun cotton that gets softer with every wash
- Relaxed unisex fit, runs true to size
- Available in multiple colors, sizes S-3XL
- Printed with high-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) printing
Quality & Feel
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- Free standard shipping on orders $75+
- 30-day returns/exchanges if you're not in love with your shirt. Learn more.
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