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BAD AT SMALL TALK GREAT AT SMALL C*CK

BAD AT SMALL TALK GREAT AT SMALL C*CK

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VINTAGE LOOK & FEEL

This is not a cheap feeling tee. Printed on a premium Comfort Colors® shirt, this tee perfectly drapes on you, with a relaxed streetwear-esque look.

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Product Description

Bad at small talk? Great at small cock? Finally, a shirt that does the bragging (and the roasting) for you. Featuring a smug retro rooster and the perfectly inappropriate “Not a Choking Hazard” speech callout, this Comfort Colors 1717 tee nails the worn-in vintage vibe with a little shock factor. Printed on our premium Comfort Colors heavyweight cotton for that soft, lived-in feel from day one. The distressed cream print on vintage colors makes it look like you’ve been rocking this sarcastic barnyard flex since the county fair of ‘76. Perfect for nights out, bar crawls, gag gifts, and anyone who thrives on “Did they really put that on a shirt?” moments.

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