Rated /5 by 441 Customers
BURY YOUR WIENER IN MY GRAVEYARD
Product Description
When spooky season meets sausage jokes, you get this monstrosity - a zombie hotdog inviting you to bury your wiener in my graveyard. Equal parts filthy innuendo and Halloween chaos, this tee is designed to make people laugh, choke, or spit out their pumpkin spice latte. Perfect for fall bar crawls, haunted houses, or anyone who prefers their humor six feet under.
Quality & Feel
How They Fit IRL 👀
Shipping & Returns
- Free standard shipping on orders $69+
- 30-day returns/exchanges if you're not in love with your shirt. Learn more.
Why TeeHeeUSCo?
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Premium comfort you'll actually wear
Comfort
Cheap fabric you'll regret instantly
Guaranteed Reactions or Your Money Back
Guarantees
Complicated Return Policy
Hand-designed by professional artists
Design
"My child could have made this shirt"
More colors to match your vibe
Color Options
One color...take it or leave it
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"Wore it out running errands and received 2 compliments and lots of laughs. I fuhreaking love this shirt and couldn't be happier" - Hannah