CLITAR HERO SHIRT
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Product Description
About This Design
A 1970s pulp-paperback illustration of a woman reclining in bed, arm folded behind her head, teal pillows, thoroughly pleased with how the evening went. Above her, stacked in distressed brick-red slab-serif: CLITAR HERO. The kicker line reads COME OVER, LET'S PLAY. Nobody is holding a guitar. The illustration is the punchline.
Why You'll Love This Shirt
From across the room it's a vintage concert poster. Up close it is not. The Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight cotton is garment-dyed to a genuinely thrifted, washed-out look, so people give it the benefit of the doubt right up until they read it.
Perfect For
White elephant, dirty Santa, and the bachelorette weekend. Also a reasonable anniversary gift, if your relationship is built on that kind of honesty.
Premium Quality Details
- Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed heavyweight tee
- 100% ring-spun cotton that gets softer with every wash
- Relaxed unisex fit, runs true to size
- Available in multiple colors, sizes S-3XL
- Printed with high-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) printing
Quality & Feel
Shipping & Returns
- Free standard shipping on orders $75+
- 30-day returns/exchanges if you're not in love with your shirt. Learn more.
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