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DIE HARD | GHOST BONER - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt
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  • DIE HARD | GHOST BONER - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt
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  • DIE HARD | GHOST BONER - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt
DIE HARD | GHOST BONER
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DIE HARD | GHOST BONER

Unisex
$28 $40
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Halloween’s never been this horny. This ghost showed up with a full-on boner and a one-hole pumpkin, proudly living up to the name Die Hard. It’s a dirty double entendre disguised as a spooky shirt, equal parts dick joke and Halloween costume. Perfect for bar crawls, house parties, or anyone who’d rather let their shirt do the inappropriate talking. It’s bold, shameless, and guaranteed to get a laugh.
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Quality & Feel

This is not a cheap feeling tee. Printed on a premium Comfort Colors® shirt, this tee perfectly drapes on you, with a relaxed streetwear-style look.

• Heavyweight, garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717
• Vintage DTG-print feel, crack-resistant
• Unisex fit, true to size
• Designed by TeeHeeUSCo
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  • Free standard shipping on orders $69+
  • 30-day returns/exchanges if you're not in love with your shirt. Learn more.
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