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$30
or $25 each when you grab 2
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Comfort Colors Blank
Soft DTG Print That Lasts
Garment-Dyed, Vintage Feel
ShipsWed, Apr 8
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Mix & Match
Comfort Colors® fits true to size with a relaxed, lived-in feel. If you're between sizes or like a looser fit, go up one. Check the size guide for exact measurements.
Orders ship within 2–3 days. Standard delivery takes 3–5 business days from there. You'll get a tracking number as soon as it's on its way.
Yes — the bundle discount applies to everything in the store. The builder above lets you grab 2 or 3 of this design in different colors and sizes. For different designs, just add each shirt to your cart separately and the bundle pricing applies automatically.
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Product Description
About This Design
Sometimes the best advice comes wrapped in questionable packaging. This retro mascot design delivers wisdom with a wink, perfect for those who appreciate funny graphic tees for adults that walk the line between helpful and hilariously inappropriate. The vintage-style character means business, even if that business involves some creative interpretation.
Why You'll Love This Shirt
Nothing breaks the ice quite like wearing your sense of humor on your chest. This ranks among the best funny t-shirts for friends who get your particular brand of comedy, printed on our signature Comfort Colors heavyweight cotton that gets softer with every wash. It's the kind of gift that says you really know someone.
Perfect For
Ideal for casual hangouts, bachelor parties, or any gathering where subtlety takes a backseat to laughs. Great for friends who collect conversation pieces or anyone brave enough to wear their humor out loud. Works best when you're confident enough to own the double-take.
Premium Quality Details
- Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed heavyweight tee
- 100% ring-spun cotton that gets softer with every wash
- Relaxed unisex fit, runs true to size
- Available in multiple colors, sizes S-3XL
- Printed with high-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) printing
Quality & Feel
Shipping & Returns
- Free standard shipping on orders $75+
- 30-day returns/exchanges if you're not in love with your shirt. Learn more.
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Premium Comfort Colors cotton that stays soft wash after wash
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Hand-designed by professional artists — actually funny
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Designs
Clip art from 2003 that nobody laughs at
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Colors
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