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FEAR THE C*CK
Unisex
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$28
Regular price
$40
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This isn’t your average barnyard bird. Our killer rooster is armed with a knife and a filthy double entendre. "Fear the C*ck" lands as both a slasher-style Halloween graphic and the dirtiest poultry pun you’ll ever wear. This tee is pure shock value: bold retro linework, vintage horror vibes, and a joke that hits two ways. Whether you’re hitting a bar crawl, a Halloween party, or just making the neighborhood parents clutch their pearls when you hand out candy, this shirt delivers exactly what it promises: sexual humor on cotton.
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