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FEAR THE C*CK
Product Description
This isn’t your average barnyard bird. Our killer rooster is armed with a knife and a filthy double entendre. "Fear the C*ck" lands as both a slasher-style Halloween graphic and the dirtiest poultry pun you’ll ever wear. This tee is pure shock value: bold retro linework, vintage horror vibes, and a joke that hits two ways. Whether you’re hitting a bar crawl, a Halloween party, or just making the neighborhood parents clutch their pearls when you hand out candy, this shirt delivers exactly what it promises: sexual humor on cotton.
Quality & Feel
How They Fit IRL 👀
Shipping & Returns
- Free standard shipping on orders $69+
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Why TeeHeeUSCo?
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Premium comfort you'll actually wear
Comfort
Cheap fabric you'll regret instantly
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Guarantees
Complicated Return Policy
Hand-designed by professional artists
Design
"My child could have made this shirt"
More colors to match your vibe
Color Options
One color...take it or leave it
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