HAPPINESS IS LICKING YOUR OWN A**HOLE

This shirt tells the truth no one wants to admit: if you could lick your own asshole, you’d probably be smiling too. Featuring a retro cartoon cat caught mid-lick, tongue out and tail up, this design is bold, filthy, and impossible to ignore. It’s gross, it’s funny, and it’s exactly the kind of shirt that makes people spit out their drinks when they read it. For the degenerate who thinks “self-care” should have a whole new definition. Vintage print. Shameless subject matter. 100% conversation starter.