HEAD CLAM INSPECTOR
HEAD CLAM INSPECTOR
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VINTAGE LOOK & FEEL
VINTAGE LOOK & FEEL
This is not a cheap feeling tee. Printed on a premium Comfort Colors® shirt, this tee perfectly drapes on you, with a relaxed streetwear-esque look.
PRINTED + SHIPPED IN THE US
PRINTED + SHIPPED IN THE US
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Product Description
Our "Head Clam Inspector" shirt brings just the right amount of bad decisions to your summer wardrobe. With a cheeky vintage oyster graphic and a title that’s more suspicious than official, it’s perfect for anyone who enjoys inappropriate humor with a side of beach vibes. Great for dirty gag gifts, beach trips, or just letting strangers know you're certified in chaos.





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