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HEAD CLAM INSPECTOR - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt
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  • HEAD CLAM INSPECTOR - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt
  • HEAD CLAM INSPECTOR - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt
HEAD CLAM INSPECTOR

HEAD CLAM INSPECTOR

Unisex
$28 $40
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Our "Head Clam Inspector" shirt brings just the right amount of bad decisions to your summer wardrobe. With a cheeky vintage oyster graphic and a title that’s more suspicious than official, it’s perfect for anyone who enjoys inappropriate humor with a side of beach vibes. Great for dirty gag gifts, beach trips, or just letting strangers know you're certified in chaos.
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Quality & Feel

This is not a cheap feeling tee. Printed on a premium Comfort Colors® shirt, this tee perfectly drapes on you, with a relaxed streetwear-style look.

• Heavyweight, garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717
• Vintage DTG-print feel, crack-resistant
• Unisex fit, true to size
• Designed by TeeHeeUSCo
Shipping & Returns
  • Free standard shipping on orders $69+
  • 30-day returns/exchanges if you're not in love with your shirt. Learn more.
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