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HEAD CLAM INSPECTOR
Sale price
$28
Regular price
$40
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Product Description
Our "Head Clam Inspector" shirt brings just the right amount of bad decisions to your summer wardrobe. With a cheeky vintage oyster graphic and a title that’s more suspicious than official, it’s perfect for anyone who enjoys inappropriate humor with a side of beach vibes. Great for dirty gag gifts, beach trips, or just letting strangers know you're certified in chaos.
Quality & Feel
How They Fit IRL 👀
Shipping & Returns
- Free standard shipping on orders $69+
- 30-day returns/exchanges if you're not in love with your shirt. Learn more.
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Premium comfort you'll actually wear
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Cheap fabric you'll regret instantly
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Hand-designed by professional artists
Design
"My child could have made this shirt"
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Color Options
One color...take it or leave it
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