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HOT & WET PHO YOU
Unisex
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$28
Regular price
$40
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Spicy. Steamy. Zero shame. This tee serves up a retro pho bowl mascot that’s way too proud of being hot & wet. And just like the slogan says, you better be ready to slurp it dry. It’s dirty. It’s dumb. It’s exactly the kind of shirt that makes people laugh first and then wonder if you actually wore it in public. Perfect for noodle lovers, degenerates, and anyone who thinks soup should always come with a side of sexual innuendo.
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