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I GOT THAT DOG IN ME DACHSHUND EDITION
Sale price
$28
Regular price
$40
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Product Description
That dog everyone talks about? This is him. A cigarette, a cold one, and zero regrets. The I Got That Dog In Me tee captures peak unbothered energy — featuring a dachshund that looks like he’s survived five divorces, three hangovers, and still showed up to work. Perfect for anyone who’s running on delusion, caffeine, and pure alpha energy. Printed on heavyweight Comfort Colors cotton. Smells faintly of dominance.
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How They Fit IRL 👀
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Premium comfort you'll actually wear
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Cheap fabric you'll regret instantly
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Hand-designed by professional artists
Design
"My child could have made this shirt"
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One color...take it or leave it
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