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French bulldog with cigarette and beer graphic tee on heather stone Comfort Colors shirt - TeeHeeUSCo

I GOT THAT DOG IN ME FRENCH BULLDOG

$30 or $25 each when you grab 2

Rated 4.9/5 by 952 Customers

Broken-in comfort from day one
Print that won't crack or fade
Gets softer every wash
ColorBlack
Size

Size Guide

Measure your body and match to the chart below.

SizeChestWaistHip
S34–36"27–29"35–37"
M38–40"31–33"39–41"
L42–44"35–37"43–45"
XL46–48"39–41"47–49"
2XL50–52"43–45"51–53"
3XL54–56"47–49"55–57"

How to Measure

  • Chest: Around the fullest part of your chest, tape parallel to the floor.
  • Waist: Around your natural waistline, tape comfortably loose.
  • Hip: Around the fullest part of your hips, ~8" below your waist.

These are unisex tees on Comfort Colors blanks and run true to size. Size up for a looser fit.

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Comfort Colors® fits true to size with a relaxed, lived-in feel. If you're between sizes or like a looser fit, go up one. Check the size guide for exact measurements.
Orders ship within 2–3 days. Standard delivery takes 3–5 business days from there. You'll get a tracking number as soon as it's on its way.
Yes — the bundle discount applies to everything in the store. The builder above lets you grab 2 or 3 of this design in different colors and sizes. For different designs, just add each shirt to your cart separately and the bundle pricing applies automatically.

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Product Description

About This Design

This funny graphic tee features a French bulldog who looks like he's seen some things and made peace with all of them. Complete with cigarette and that thousand-yard stare of someone who's truly unbothered, this design captures the essence of peak confidence wrapped in a compact, wrinkly package. Sometimes the dog in question is exactly what you'd expect.

Why You'll Love This Shirt

People will either get it immediately or spend way too long trying to figure it out, making this humor shirt for adults an instant conversation starter. It's the kind of gift that says you understand someone's vibe without having to explain it. Plus, it's printed on heavyweight Comfort Colors cotton that feels as unbothered as the dog himself.

Perfect For

Ideal for dog park visits, casual Fridays, or any situation where you need to project quiet confidence. Makes a solid gift for anyone who appreciates dry humor or owns a French bulldog with similar energy. Perfect for people who run on caffeine, delusion, and the unshakeable belief that they've got what it takes.

Premium Quality Details

  • Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed heavyweight tee
  • 100% ring-spun cotton that gets softer with every wash
  • Relaxed unisex fit, runs true to size
  • Available in multiple colors, sizes S-3XL
  • Printed with high-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) printing
Quality & Feel

This is not a cheap feeling tee. Printed on a premium Comfort Colors® shirt, this tee perfectly drapes on you, with a relaxed streetwear-style look.

• Heavyweight, garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717
• Vintage DTG-print feel, crack-resistant
• Unisex fit, true to size
• Designed by TeeHeeUSCo

Shipping & Returns
  • Free standard shipping on orders $75+
  • 30-day returns/exchanges if you're not in love with your shirt. Learn more.

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