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Vintage sphynx cat graphic with "I Love Bald Pussy" text on heather gray Comfort Colors graphic tee - TeeHeeUSCo

I LOVE BALD P*SSY

$30 or $25 each when you grab 2

Rated 4.9/5 by 712 Customers

Broken-in comfort from day one
Print that won't crack or fade
Gets softer every wash
ColorWhite
Size

Size Guide

Measure your body and match to the chart below.

SizeChestWaistHip
S34–36"27–29"35–37"
M38–40"31–33"39–41"
L42–44"35–37"43–45"
XL46–48"39–41"47–49"
2XL50–52"43–45"51–53"
3XL54–56"47–49"55–57"

How to Measure

  • Chest: Around the fullest part of your chest, tape parallel to the floor.
  • Waist: Around your natural waistline, tape comfortably loose.
  • Hip: Around the fullest part of your hips, ~8" below your waist.

These are unisex tees on Comfort Colors blanks and run true to size. Size up for a looser fit.

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Comfort Colors® fits true to size with a relaxed, lived-in feel. If you're between sizes or like a looser fit, go up one. Check the size guide for exact measurements.
Orders ship within 2–3 days. Standard delivery takes 3–5 business days from there. You'll get a tracking number as soon as it's on its way.
Yes — the bundle discount applies to everything in the store. The builder above lets you grab 2 or 3 of this design in different colors and sizes. For different designs, just add each shirt to your cart separately and the bundle pricing applies automatically.

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Product Description

About This Design

This funny graphic tee features a vintage sphynx cat illustration paired with bold lettering that cat lovers will appreciate for all the right reasons. The design walks the perfect line between innocent pet enthusiasm and knowing smirk territory. Sometimes the best jokes hide in plain sight.

Why You'll Love This Shirt

Nothing breaks the ice quite like a humor shirt for adults that makes people do a double take. It's the kind of gift that separates your real friends from your work friends, printed on our signature Comfort Colors heavyweight cotton that actually feels good to wear. Perfect conversation starter material without trying too hard.

Perfect For

Cat lovers with a sense of humor, gag gifts for friends who appreciate the finer points of wordplay, or anyone who enjoys watching people process what they just read. Great for casual hangouts, pet adoption events, or anywhere you want to test someone's sense of humor.

Premium Quality Details

  • Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed heavyweight tee
  • 100% ring-spun cotton that gets softer with every wash
  • Relaxed unisex fit, runs true to size
  • Available in multiple colors, sizes S-3XL
  • Printed with high-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) printing
Quality & Feel

This is not a cheap feeling tee. Printed on a premium Comfort Colors® shirt, this tee perfectly drapes on you, with a relaxed streetwear-style look.

• Heavyweight, garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717
• Vintage DTG-print feel, crack-resistant
• Unisex fit, true to size
• Designed by TeeHeeUSCo

Shipping & Returns
  • Free standard shipping on orders $75+
  • 30-day returns/exchanges if you're not in love with your shirt. Learn more.

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