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I LOVE BALD P*SSY - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt
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  • I LOVE BALD P*SSY - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt
I LOVE BALD P*SSY
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I LOVE BALD P*SSY

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$28 $40
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Bold. Hairless. Unapologetic. This tee doubles down on the dirtiest double meaning with a striking vintage sphynx cat graphic and the words I Love Bald Pussy. Half pet lover, half filthy pun, it’s exactly the kind of shirt that makes your friends cackle and strangers wonder if they read it right. Whether you’re a cat lover, a degenerate, or both, this one’s for you.
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Quality & Feel

This is not a cheap feeling tee. Printed on a premium Comfort Colors® shirt, this tee perfectly drapes on you, with a relaxed streetwear-style look.

• Heavyweight, garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717
• Vintage DTG-print feel, crack-resistant
• Unisex fit, true to size
• Designed by TeeHeeUSCo
Shipping & Returns
  • Free standard shipping on orders $69+
  • 30-day returns/exchanges if you're not in love with your shirt. Learn more.
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