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I WISH I WAS A PRAYING MANTIS SO MY BOYFRIEND COULD BE MY POST - NUT SNACK - TeeHeeUSCo - T-Shirt
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I WISH I WAS A PRAYING MANTIS

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Just a simple shirt about biology, romance, and timing. Inspired by the fun fact that female praying mantises sometimes eat their mate after mating — because why waste a good snack? Cute bug. Soft colors. Thick lines. Then you read the text. Printed on a comfortable, high-quality tee that’s easy to wear and impossible to ignore. Perfect for brunch, errands, girls’ trips, or anywhere you want someone to pause, reread, and quietly say “oh my god.” Funny, inappropriate, and oddly educational. Wear it proudly. Your boyfriend has been warned.

Quality & Feel

This is not a cheap feeling tee. Printed on a premium Comfort Colors® shirt, this tee perfectly drapes on you, with a relaxed streetwear-style look.

• Heavyweight, garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717
• Vintage DTG-print feel, crack-resistant
• Unisex fit, true to size
• Designed by TeeHeeUSCo

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