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I WISH I WAS A PRAYING MANTIS
Product Description
Just a simple shirt about biology, romance, and timing. Inspired by the fun fact that female praying mantises sometimes eat their mate after mating — because why waste a good snack? Cute bug. Soft colors. Thick lines. Then you read the text. Printed on a comfortable, high-quality tee that’s easy to wear and impossible to ignore. Perfect for brunch, errands, girls’ trips, or anywhere you want someone to pause, reread, and quietly say “oh my god.” Funny, inappropriate, and oddly educational. Wear it proudly. Your boyfriend has been warned.
Quality & Feel
How They Fit IRL 👀
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Design
"My child could have made this shirt"
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One color...take it or leave it
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