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LACTOSE INTOLERANT
Unisex
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$28
Regular price
$40
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Not all dairy is created equal. Some of us can't handle milk... unless it's yours. This cheeky cartoon tee features a retro milk carton mascot and the unfiltered truth: "Lactose Intolerant But I’ll Swallow Yours." Perfect for anyone with digestive issues and daddy issues. Printed on our signature Comfort Colors tee with vintage-style ink for that "worn it way too many times" feel. Wear it to brunch. Wear it to therapy. Wear it to warn people.
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