LACTOSE INTOLERANT
LACTOSE INTOLERANT
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VINTAGE LOOK & FEEL
VINTAGE LOOK & FEEL
This is not a cheap feeling tee. Printed on a premium Comfort Colors® shirt, this tee perfectly drapes on you, with a relaxed streetwear-esque look.
PRINTED + SHIPPED IN THE US
PRINTED + SHIPPED IN THE US
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30-DAY REFUND/REPLACEMENT
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Product Description
Not all dairy is created equal. Some of us can't handle milk... unless it's yours. This cheeky cartoon tee features a retro milk carton mascot and the unfiltered truth: "Lactose Intolerant But I’ll Swallow Yours." Perfect for anyone with digestive issues and daddy issues. Printed on our signature Comfort Colors tee with vintage-style ink for that "worn it way too many times" feel. Wear it to brunch. Wear it to therapy. Wear it to warn people.







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