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LACTOSE INTOLERANT
Sale price
$28
Regular price
$40
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Product Description
Not all dairy is created equal. Some of us can't handle milk... unless it's yours. This cheeky cartoon tee features a retro milk carton mascot and the unfiltered truth: "Lactose Intolerant But I’ll Swallow Yours." Perfect for anyone with digestive issues and daddy issues. Printed on our signature Comfort Colors tee with vintage-style ink for that "worn it way too many times" feel. Wear it to brunch. Wear it to therapy. Wear it to warn people.
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How They Fit IRL 👀
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- Free standard shipping on orders $69+
- 30-day returns/exchanges if you're not in love with your shirt. Learn more.
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Premium comfort you'll actually wear
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Cheap fabric you'll regret instantly
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Hand-designed by professional artists
Design
"My child could have made this shirt"
More colors to match your vibe
Color Options
One color...take it or leave it
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