What blank is this shirt printed on?

Comfort Colors 1717 — a 6.1 oz garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton heavyweight tee with a relaxed unisex fit. Softens with every wash.

What sizes are available?

S, M, L, XL, 2XL, and 3XL. Fit is unisex and runs true to size.

How is the shirt printed?

Direct-to-garment (DTG) printing on Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed cotton for a soft hand-feel and vivid color.

How long does shipping take?

Standard shipping arrives in 5-8 business days for US orders. Production takes 1-3 business days before the order ships.

What is the return policy?

30-day return window. Returns accepted by mail for exchange or refund.

Where do TeeHeeUSCo shirts ship from?

TeeHeeUSCo ships from US-based print facilities.

Is there a bundle discount?

Yes. Any 2 shirts for $50 (shipping $8.99). Any 3 shirts for $75 with free shipping. Mix and match across designs and sizes.

Begging A 5'2 Latina To Spit In My Mouth Shirt

Name: LATINA TO SPIT IN MY MOUTH
Brand: TeeHeeUSCo
SKU: 17256127562164392489
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.93 (715 reviews)

Size	Chest	Waist	Hip
S	34–36"	27–29"	35–37"
M	38–40"	31–33"	39–41"
L	42–44"	35–37"	43–45"
XL	46–48"	39–41"	47–49"
2XL	50–52"	43–45"	51–53"
3XL	54–56"	47–49"	55–57"

Size	Chest	Waist	Hip
S	86–91 cm	69–74 cm	89–94 cm
M	97–102 cm	79–84 cm	99–104 cm
L	107–112 cm	89–94 cm	109–114 cm
XL	117–122 cm	99–104 cm	119–124 cm
2XL	127–132 cm	109–114 cm	130–135 cm
3XL	137–142 cm	119–124 cm	140–145 cm

Size	Chest Width	Body Length	Sleeve
S	18"	27"	8"
M	20"	28"	8.5"
L	22"	29"	9"
XL	24"	30"	9.5"
2XL	26"	31"	10"
3XL	28"	32"	10.5"

Size	Chest Width	Body Length	Sleeve
S	46 cm	69 cm	20 cm
M	51 cm	71 cm	22 cm
L	56 cm	74 cm	23 cm
XL	61 cm	76 cm	24 cm
2XL	66 cm	79 cm	25 cm
3XL	71 cm	81 cm	27 cm

Comfort Colors® fits true to size with a relaxed, lived-in feel. If you're between sizes or like a looser fit, go up one. Check the size guide for exact measurements.

Orders ship within 2–3 days. Standard delivery takes 3–5 business days from there. You'll get a tracking number as soon as it's on its way.

Yes — the bundle discount applies to everything in the store. The builder above lets you grab 2 or 3 of this design in different colors and sizes. For different designs, just add each shirt to your cart separately and the bundle pricing applies automatically.

About This Design

This funny graphic tee takes bold statements to their logical extreme with caution-yellow slime lettering that demands attention. The design plays with the tension between what sounds like a desperate plea and what could theoretically be about, well, literally anything involving saliva. Sometimes the best humor lives in that uncomfortable space where you're not quite sure if someone's serious.

Why You'll Love This Shirt

Nothing breaks the ice quite like wearing your questionable life choices on your chest. This humor shirt for adults is perfect for friends who appreciate boundary-pushing comedy and aren't easily offended. Plus, it's printed on our signature Comfort Colors blank, so you'll feel as good as you look while making everyone else slightly uncomfortable.

Perfect For

Ideal for bachelor parties, college campuses, or any gathering where subtlety goes to die. Makes an unforgettable gag gift for that friend who thinks they've seen everything. Best worn by people who enjoy explaining themselves to concerned relatives and confused strangers.

Premium Quality Details

Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed heavyweight tee
100% ring-spun cotton that gets softer with every wash
Relaxed unisex fit, runs true to size
Available in multiple colors, sizes S-3XL
Printed with high-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) printing

This is not a cheap feeling tee. Printed on a premium Comfort Colors® shirt, this tee perfectly drapes on you, with a relaxed streetwear-style look.

• Heavyweight, garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717
• Vintage DTG-print feel, crack-resistant
• Unisex fit, true to size
• Designed by TeeHeeUSCo